I make no political comment about the Second Amendment or the right of people to keep loaded firearms in their houses, but this man from Milwaukee certainly has to be a poster child for gun control. According to the news story, he allegedly got his short barreled shotgun or rifle out and shot his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start. Really? Really? His lawn mower? Apparently, the woman who reported the murder of the mower said that genius boy was intoxicated. Go figure. I always thought perfectly sober people went around blowing up Lawn Boy mowers. Despite the apparent contentions of Mr. Ineedangermanagementclasses that it was his lawn mower and yard, he faces a possible 6+ years in prison and $11,000 fine. Brilliant.
No word from from Prosecutors yet whether there will be charges of mowerslaughter or criminal stupidity.